Safari Tents in a Vineyard: You Want That

Remember the holidays when you were a kid?

When nobody went to the mall?

When Thanksgiving meant gathering the family ’round a table to eat, converse and stare uncomfortably at your plates while dad and Uncle Jack argued about politics?

Ditch your devices and Black Friday coupons and bring that spirit back, care of TerraVelo Tours’ new luxury glamping experience in Napa.

Take everybody you love, throw ’em in van and assign them the most amazing 12′ x 14′ safari tent you can imagine, stocked with a list of amenities that would rival a suite at the Four Seasons.

Only difference: when you walk out the door, you’ll be smack in the middle of a vineyard — not, like, a half-block from Old Navy.

Here, you have an on-call personal chef.

Sunrise yoga.

On-site astronomer.

In-house winemaker.

This is quite possibly the best camping trip ever conceived.

Take a tent for two or reserve all nine at the glamp site on the grounds of Pope Valley Winery. Each comes with a queen-sized memory-foam bed (and Italian linens, of course).

At the moment, they’re taking reservations from November 19th onward.

You can still grab your holiday spot.

But not for long.