1939 Lincoln Zephyr For Auction

It’s not every day a gem like this goes under the hammer: a 1939 Zephyr that has been modified to intimidate and impress all who look upon it (one can only assume).

We want to know who exactly is going to take this ride home. We want to know everything about ‘em. Did you ever have one of those twisty moustaches? Did you ever consider a cape? Do you eat things that are still moving or just regular coffee, banana and yogurt-type things like the rest of us?

Because, seriously, who else deserves this more than a manaical genius?

Zephyr (6 images)

On the inside you’ll find the OG dashboard, steering wheel and seats with upholstery dressing almost every touchable surface including the doors.

Under the hood, the classic model came with just 110 ponies. But what it lacks in power it makes up for in menacing beauty and stature.

Crossing the block this June at RM Sotheby’s auction in Santa Monica, you might need to rob a bank for the kind of coin it takes to drive off into the night with this beast: it’s estimated to fetch around $300,000 to $400,000.