“Drink responsibly,” they said.
You didn’t listen.
Fret not, mon . Just order yourself a room … off the cocktail menu.
Magic Hour at the Moxy Hotel is now offering get-out-jail-cheap Crashpads that you can only book on the spot.
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The cheeky rooms, of which there are 19, span a cozy 120 square feet and will run a fella just $99. Not a bad doghouse rate for NYC. There’s a phone (in case of emergency), full bath (obviously, it’s not France), small-screen TV and a bed for one (or one plus a very close — maybe new? — friend). And most importantly, they’re packin’ nice, dark shades.
It’s everything one needs after a spin on the bar’s carousel, a round of putt-putt golf and perhaps too many rounds of swill.
Just don’t forget to cancel your Uber.
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