Following an arrest for allegedly assaulting an Uber driver early Wednesday morning during which cocaine, marijuana and ecstasy were recovered, ex MLBer Lenny Dykstra went where everyone goes in 2018: Twitter.
During an epic rant that began on Wednesday afternoon and is, as of this writing still going, Dykstra quoted Taylor Swift, Bobby Brown and Kelly Clarkson as well as retweeted words of advice, encouragement and pretty much anything else you could think of.
Before he erases it all, let’s take a look:
#BREAKING @Phillies legend @LennyDykstra arrested in #Linden,NJ for threatening an @Uber driver as well as drug possession. pic.twitter.com/3oJQKch8uj
— Joshua Crompton (@PhillyNewsGuy) May 23, 2018
“Everybody’s talking all this stuff about me. Why don’t they just let me live?” – Bobby Brown
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 23, 2018
What doesn’t kill you … – Kelly Clarkson
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 23, 2018
“You got bad luck. That’s what you got, that’s what you got.” – The late, great Teddy Pendergrass
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 24, 2018
Reminds me of some lyrics I left out. “Oh, what a niiiight.” – New Jersey’s own @frankievalli and the @FourSeasons
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 24, 2018
Retweeted Holly Swanson (@StateCollegeMom):
(Guys, @LennyDykstra is quoting Taylor Swift and Chumbawamba songs to his haters. Welcome to 2018.) pic.twitter.com/YPJMSN5ZvK
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 24, 2018
Am I the only one questioning how spontaneous this really was? And also, @rclbeauty101, this really wasn’t very tznius of you to post. Just looking out. “That’s when she told me the story about free milk and a cow…” – Georgia Satellites. Just looking… https://t.co/tLJOVnihsz
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 24, 2018
“Rumor has it.” – @Adele
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 24, 2018
All good, bro. Actually all great. The main purpose is to serve our Creator and learn from mistakes. And to avoid lashon hara. @JYuter and @Rabbishish can help us all out with that last part.
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 24, 2018
Just for the record, I shouldn’t have been a “hero” to you. That’s for those who serve our country, police officers, etc. Not those who don’t risk their lives. Although I did put my body risk, especially in Cincinnati thanks to cheap-ass Marge Schott.
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 24, 2018
Of course they’re “manual.” What do you expect me to use if not my hands? My dick? #PC
— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) May 24, 2018
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